6 Silly Things You Must Do To Afford An iPhone 7
The cheapest version (with 32GB memory) goes for N270,000! And this is based on the official price as this could be more when it becomes available in Nigeria.
While there are a lot of people who still won’t be able to afford the new Apple product; at least not until next year, let’s tell you six crazy ways you might just be able to afford the new iPhone 7 or iPhone 7 Plus.
Hang around Pekas nightclub for at least two weeks
** It’s no big deal… this practice is as old as the world.
This popular mainland nightclub has a lot of female hotties standing outside the club waiting on pickups… you can afford an iphone7 with the money made in two weeks – depending on how hot you are. *winks*
Sell your kidney
You don’t know who has two kidneys and who has one. But you notice an iPhone 7 owner immediately. So you choose!
A kidney goes for as much as $262,000, which is equivalent to N83m. So you can as much afford a lot of other things you crave for… not just an iPhone 7.
https://twitter.com/Itz_Konani/status/773826218424754176
Get a sugar daddy
** ‘My birthday’s coming and I’d like to have the new iPhone, boo.’
This time you don’t need someone that looks too good, but anyone that can pay that money.
Sell your father’s land
He must not know… it’s a coded thing between yourself and your heart’s desire – the iPhone 7!
Take a loan from your place of work!
https://twitter.com/Kamsamay/status/773828472548360193
And when everything else fails?
Snatch Bobrisky’s bae
With a body like this, Bob’s bae will order for two iPhone 7s for you and your friend.
Just so know, you have to be more than hot – and we mean ‘male’ hotter than Bobrisky – to be able to steal his bae.
https://twitter.com/Mr_Dami_/status/773645969686757377
But then, where will you find his bae?
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